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This Infinitely Recyclable Can of Stone-Cold Mountain Water Came Straight from the Alps to Murder Your Thirst. When a Group of Teenagers Set off into the Mountains for a Weekend of Drinking Regular Water in Plastic Bottles, They Became Hunted by an Aluminum Can of Mountain Water That was Dead Set on Murdering Their Thirsts and Recycling Their Souls. Once Cracked Open, No Thirst is Safe from Liquid Death. After Ritually Dismembering Its Thirst Victims, This Brutal Can of Water Used the Severed Body Parts of Dead Thirsts to Build Itself a Flesh Suit Which is Used as a Disguise to Get a Job in Marketing. But Liquid Death Never Took the Job. It Just Murdered a Bunch More Thirsts Instead.

Product Detail

This Infinitely Recyclable Can of Stone-Cold Mountain Water Came Straight from the Alps to Murder Your Thirst. When a Group of Teenagers Set off into the Mountains for a Weekend of Drinking Regular Water in Plastic Bottles, They Became Hunted by an Aluminum Can of Mountain Water That was Dead Set on Murdering Their Thirsts and Recycling Their Souls. Once Cracked Open, No Thirst is Safe from Liquid Death. After Ritually Dismembering Its Thirst Victims, This Brutal Can of Water Used the Severed Body Parts of Dead Thirsts to Build Itself a Flesh Suit Which is Used as a Disguise to Get a Job in Marketing. But Liquid Death Never Took the Job. It Just Murdered a Bunch More Thirsts Instead.

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Drinking Water from the Alps

Murder Your Thirst